By now you may have heard that Sherman McNicolls is back.
Slipperier than a greased pig, this is a man who escaped the lumbering arms of Monkey Island justice, on at least 4 occasions. Not only was Lady Justice blinded by slippery Shermie, she was also brought to a stumbling halt, tripping over the judicial robes she wears.
Shermie escaped unscathed completely in a series of slippery moves that would make a greased pig appear to be covered in sandpaper.
The list is actually never-ending, but I am clipping it here.
Oddly enough, people fail to realise how much better off financially Slippery Shermie was after each debacle.
I speculate whether he had cancer at all… after all, it was such slippery timing to escape the noose of disciplinary action and be given a ‘bligh’, then to return in the porky pink of health months after, pension intact and the noose burnt to cinders.
Maybe I’m just seeing the grease and pig and not the dinner.