28 Apr 2007

Complaints, complaints!

So many things wrong, so many complaints to make. In an effort to save some time, I am making one complaint for all of my peeves.

Dear ____,

I feel I must protest, in the strongest possible terms, and register my voice amongst those who would protest this too. I am not too sure what I am protesting, but since I feel very strongly about this, I am having a general moan about whatever it is I am certain you have not done, or refused to do properly and in accordance with necessary legislative regulations, not to mention the common sense approach you have ignored.

I do not expect this to happen again. You must ensure that all criteria are met, so consider this protest as my way of telling you that I am displeased and that I expect better. Perhaps this was a temporary setback on your behalf; I will grant you the benefit of doubt on this occasion but do not expect me to be this forgiving again.

Yours sincerely,
Jumbie.