17 May 2007

English Language VII

Sometimes we know what we want to say but when we write, it comes out a bit ... well, naft.

Can you figure out what the writers of the following sentences really want to say?
  • He knows more beautiful women than Ms World.
  • I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
  • She enjoys painting models nude.
  • My daughter has grown another foot.
  • Visiting relatives can be boring.
  • Veggies don't know how good meat tastes.
  • I saw the man with the binoculars.
  • He had a smash with a black cab driver.
  • I want to buy a card and brown paper for her present.
  • We will sell petrol to people in a plastic container.