18 Jul 2007

Stupidity rises like hot air.

Stupidity is like hot air. It always rises.

Several weeks ago, a particularly stupid duncey police officer went on an idiot spree. He stole a police car, travelled illegally on the Priority Bus Route and went to his ex-girlfriend (she having dumped his brainless arse prior to this).

After a 'domestic altercation' he sped away, doing something even more stupid - crashing the police car.

Apprehended, taken to court and here the magistrate showed the brilliance of a shoe - allowed this duncey out on bail.

Still, said duncey wasn't pleased with the level of stupidity he displayed so far. He challenged himself to sink even lower, so today the newspapers reported on his attempt. He breached a restraining order, went to the woman's workplace, threatened her, said he was going to burn her house in front of witnesses and then went ahead and did it.

He is now on the run, but somehow I have a good feeling his duncey friends will not be able to find him.

Amazing how imbecilic these dunceys can prove themselves to be, eh? I wonder...