3 Aug 2007

Once again I must mention...

Once again, I must mention, I dislike FORWARDED emails. I usually get emails from people who just click and forward without regard for manners or etiquette, specifically not bothering to check how many times emails have paraded around the internet before. Some days I may receive the same blinking email from as many as 12 different persons; all of whom seem incapable of having an original thought of their own.

Despite forwarded emails that say when they are forwarded it means the manner-less imps (who send them) are thinking of you, nothing is further from the truth. You're being lazy and manner-less, a combination I think your parents might well abhor. I know I do.

So I have set up filters in all of my emails. Any emails with the following characters: fw, fwd, Fw, Fwd, FW, FWD, or combinations thereof are automatically deleted. You heard right. Straight to the trash folder which is deleted without reading.

Some of the more annoying people who bait me this way also have filters to their email accounts, which means your shyte is deleted without thought. I just think it's fair that I warn you.

If you can't spend a few seconds to send me an email asking me about my health, well-being and sanity, I trust you understand that you are no friend of mine and you have soured your status as an acquaintance.