Why I am tired.

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep/sex, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood circulation or anything else I could think of.

But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.

Here's why:

The population of T & T is 1. 3 million.
0. 3 million are retired.
That leaves 1 million to do the work.

There are 200, 000 in Primary and Secondary schools.
Which leaves 800, 000 to do the work.

Of this there are 300, 000 employed by the government.
Leaving 500, 000 to do the work.

50, 000 are in the protective services (Police, Army, Coast Guard and Fire) preoccupied with Crime, Kidnapping etc.
Which leaves 450, 000 to do the work.

Take from the total the 100, 000 people who work for Works, URP and CEPEP.
And that leaves 350, 000 to do the REAL WORK.

At any given time there are 100, 000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 250, 000 to do the work.

Now, there are 248, 998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice, reeeeaaaaal nice.