News Flash! Duncey Paul quits.
These are the two other dunceys keen to take his place. I dunno bout the one on the right, but the one on the left have ah expression like ah constipated crapaud. That not exactly a rare thing; we all know crapaud guts does fly out dey mouth when they get run over, fus' dey arse tight.
Just for the sake of argument, who would you prefer?