The Force is strong

My hero, Yoda has been freed from a malicious rape charge. It seems that the prosecutors realised that if some of our younger politicians ent able, then what chance does an 85 year old man has of getting it up, holding on to a struggling 22 year old woman, and having his way with her for over an hour.

Any man who can do that certainly is above the calling of ordinary men. He is most likely an avatar sent to test our faith. I hope he stops over in England so I can get some of his advice or learn his secret.

A driving instructor is held in a sting operation, for allegedly taking a bribe to get his client her driving licence through illegal means. Let's see, this is one man who was held out of how many? I bet the dunceys are going to hold a press conference to tout how great they performed. How hard is it to go the Licensing Office after you receive time and date of transaction and hold the culprit? And yet, the Sadiq Baksh fiasco of the cocaine, missile in the water tank, where real investigations were needed continues to elude our 'super' sleuths.

There is one law for relatives of duncey police officers, another for politicians, another for the typical poor man in the street, another for community leaders, another for members of the judiciary, and now another for soca stars... the list goes on, even having a unique one for Bajan fishermen. I have a question: how many fecking Constitutions does Trinidad and Tobago really have? Or are we now boldfaced in promoting Monkey Island Justice?

Why is Shermie not yet suspended? The JLSC needs firing; failure to your your fecking job can never be excused.

Hmm, all this is giving me a migraine. I'm going to get out my Royal Oak, and make some hot toddies. Anyone want to join me?