I know, not a topic many think about, much less blog about.
But with 4 women in my house, and me being the only male, I have to think that my toilet has to be sufficiently clean to pass inspections. Let's face it, females are fussy.
I've been to other people's loo, and trust me on this one, sometimes it's all I can do not to hurl everything I ingested from a week prior.
So to have my white throne in gleaming condition is never a chore that gets too hard.
My grouse is with women and the whole seat up/seat down argument. Men pee standing up, and let's face it ladies, it's easier to hit the target when you're sitting dead over the bleeding thing. Even if you're as drunk as a nightwatchman in a brewery.
But have faith on this... you want the seat standing up for 2 obvious reasons when you go in there.
But with 4 women in my house, and me being the only male, I have to think that my toilet has to be sufficiently clean to pass inspections. Let's face it, females are fussy.
I've been to other people's loo, and trust me on this one, sometimes it's all I can do not to hurl everything I ingested from a week prior.
So to have my white throne in gleaming condition is never a chore that gets too hard.
My grouse is with women and the whole seat up/seat down argument. Men pee standing up, and let's face it ladies, it's easier to hit the target when you're sitting dead over the bleeding thing. Even if you're as drunk as a nightwatchman in a brewery.
But have faith on this... you want the seat standing up for 2 obvious reasons when you go in there.
- You know for sure it's clean to touch when you hold it to put it down - no one has peed all over it.
- You know it's clean enough to sit on without walking with disinfectant.
That alone should convince you - don't give your man a hard time about moving the seat up and down.
Besides, how hard is it for you to put it down? After all, we have to put it up... and I'm never sure it's totally clean.
By the way, here's an interesting but related point. Ever notice how you behave if a man forgets to wash his hands after the loo? But guess what you put in your mouth.... (^_~) without washing?
Besides, how hard is it for you to put it down? After all, we have to put it up... and I'm never sure it's totally clean.
By the way, here's an interesting but related point. Ever notice how you behave if a man forgets to wash his hands after the loo? But guess what you put in your mouth.... (^_~) without washing?
