Dinner with the step-father of the nation, our very own Pa-trick is set to cost $100,000 a plate. Now, I'm not sure what's on the menu but rest assured, the succulent delights really won't be served at the table. Maybe not even blonde bombshells abroad in Chambers, but I rather think it will be in benefits down the line if the PNM do win this election.
This may be an attempt to woo businessmen (I am sure Louis Lee Sing and George 'Umbala' Joseph are forerunners who already booked) but I wonder how many 'community leaders' will turn up? Look, if I was to make one reasonable kidnap, I could manage that dinner bout 4 times over... easy! One poor Indian (well, not in the financial sense obviously) and I good to go, black tie included.
I might get a legal casino, my own radio and television stations, a basketball league, hell, even a Ministry might be possible, although Hinn might see devil when he realise is not a Gospel Ministry I mean.
I don't know though. I am not Syrian, or a Trini black man with a genuine African name... I happen to be a poor lil Indian. Maybe the kidnap idea ent so bad, I sure the majority of Indian might forgive me for kidnapping one of them, (I go actually make sure he reach home safe after I collect the ransom, I could call and make sure), and when I get the payout I could really start to help them.
If I angle for Ministry of Finance, or National Security, I sure I will be forgiven as I definitely can't do worse than the present incumbents. Come to think of it, I will not even use a seer woman, that I promise.
Anyway, the future is where it's at, and I wait to see what unfolds. I going to brush out meh suit in case ah invite turn up in the mail.
This may be an attempt to woo businessmen (I am sure Louis Lee Sing and George 'Umbala' Joseph are forerunners who already booked) but I wonder how many 'community leaders' will turn up? Look, if I was to make one reasonable kidnap, I could manage that dinner bout 4 times over... easy! One poor Indian (well, not in the financial sense obviously) and I good to go, black tie included.
I might get a legal casino, my own radio and television stations, a basketball league, hell, even a Ministry might be possible, although Hinn might see devil when he realise is not a Gospel Ministry I mean.
I don't know though. I am not Syrian, or a Trini black man with a genuine African name... I happen to be a poor lil Indian. Maybe the kidnap idea ent so bad, I sure the majority of Indian might forgive me for kidnapping one of them, (I go actually make sure he reach home safe after I collect the ransom, I could call and make sure), and when I get the payout I could really start to help them.
If I angle for Ministry of Finance, or National Security, I sure I will be forgiven as I definitely can't do worse than the present incumbents. Come to think of it, I will not even use a seer woman, that I promise.
Anyway, the future is where it's at, and I wait to see what unfolds. I going to brush out meh suit in case ah invite turn up in the mail.
