Questions for Pa-trick

I just had an interesting thought... what if I could ask Pa-trick some questions? You know, interview him... then I thought if that were possible, what the hell would I ask the man.... I might have to temper my curiosity with sanity... after all, the man saw the Trini Outlaw blog as a matter of national security.

I am curious about the following though, and figure that getting answers may well be worth the risk... however, if you all ent see me for a while, check Golden Grove or Remand...

1. With election just about 1 month away, can you divulge details of any deals you have made with Abu Bakr and the Muslimeen?
2. What about your 'community leaders'/CEPEP contractors? Is there any new contractual arrangements for 'assistance' in the polls?
3. Has Eddie Hart been dropped from the PNM slate because of his guilt from the election tampering at the last election? Or is there some other reason?
4. Your PNM supporters are calling for Valley over Wendy Fitzwilliam; are you selecting her because she is easier on the eyes than 'hardback' Valley? He does have years of experience over her, though I've never heard of her frequenting rum shops.
   
5. Or are you hoping her clean cut image will turn the tide of woes?
6. What is the real reason you build another stadium to Lara, the one you described as a tsunami shelter? If we were to go through the books, how many PNM supporters would we find profiting handsomely?
7. Were you responsible for the tsunami at Maracas or do you just have 'goat mouth'?
   
8. Why the almighty rush to pass the rapid rail contract before election?
   
9. Is the blimp really damaged and out for repairs, or are you having it spy on your friends and enemies to build secret files?
10. What happened to the $9M that the basketball league was financed with?
11. Where is the basketball league? It's the end of the year and still no sign.
12. What salary/perks have you paid your seer woman, and has her advice actually benefited you (aside from Hinn making you known world over as a fool)?
13. Since Dooks is an old finance man, what would you expect him to find when he wins elections and begins to look over the books?
14. What do you really think of the red beret?
    
15. Is Trevor Paul really as dunce as he appears in the media? What about Gilbert Reyes?

I'll get back to this interview while Pa-trick fumbling for answers to these....